Idle Chatter
The back-of-the-rag humor column for Chatter magazine.Jason’s Top 10 Tips for Fourth of July Jauntiness and Assorted Hilarity
In honor of Independence Day, which I think is on July 4 this year, I considered highlighting some of my favorite excerpts from the Federalist Papers. Sadly, my insightful commentary into the heart of American political theory will have to wait for another column. In...
Go West, Pasty Man
Go West, Pasty Man By the time you read this, one of the following will have taken place. I will once again be ensconced along the Dallas-Plano border, having safely returned from a family vacation without so much as hint of sun-induced color upon my glorious, pale...
The Ghost of Mother’s Day Future
I have a confession to make: I am not a mother. Nor do I play one on TV. I am, according to most medical experts, a dude. Nonetheless, I feel moderately qualified to discuss motherhood as I am related to no less than six mothers – two of whom for which I am...