I’m compiling a list for McSweeney’s Big Honkin’ Page o’ Lists That You Waste An Entire Fortnight Reading (my title).

As I have no idea what my chances of actually getting posted on McSweeneys.net are, I’ll post my list here for your amusement and possible discomfort.

The Ways In Which I, Jason Fox, Rock

Hard.
Like a hurricane.
All night.
Til we pop.
Inside out.
Like the Rock of Ages.
In the U.S.A.
Around the clock tonight.
In the free world.
At the casbah.
On.

Later,

Fox