It’s been a long stretch since my marathon Super Bowl report. Truth is, my lack of attention to the Hole is a combination of both apathy and activity. Nothing in the ad world has excited me of late. I’m sure I would have opined about the Kansas City Omnis (their ADDYs) had I attended, but I haven’t lived there in two years and that might have been awkward. Not that ad awards shows are ever anything but, but still.

And last week I was actually busy pretty much non-stop with work. Which is always nice, especially when the work turned out well and the appropriate clients deemed happy.

However, a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple of weeks that has generated a lot of media interest. Ready? Here we go:

1. Anna Nicole Smith dies – don’t care
   
2. Britney in rehab – don’t care
   
3. Britney leaving rehab – don’t care
   
4. Britney shaving her head and getting more tats – don’t care
   
5. Britney re-entering rehab – don’t care
   
6. James Brown still not buried – don’t care
   
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor’s fake prince of a husband claims to be Anna Nicole’s baby’s father – don’t care.
   
8. Anna Nicole’s body decomposes faster than usual – will only care if it’s tied to TrimSpa, baby
   
9. John Murtha continues being a royal tool – don’t care
   

Later,

Fox