At the risk of making this an all-Crispin-all-the-time blog, I just can’t let this latest Burger King ad slip by. (If being fodder for every other ad blog out there counts as “slipping by,” that is.)

The spot is for Burger King’s SpongeBob SquarePants kids’ meal. Of course, when I think BK, SpongeBob and kids, my mind instantly goes to the wholesome strains of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.”

What? Yours doesn’t? Maybe that’s why you aren’t working at the brilliance factory known as CP+B. Don’t ask why I’m not, but it involves glycerin, squirrels and a Zippo.

Anyway, I can’t figure out if this ad is supposed to be targeted to parents or kids, but I don’t think it matters – it misses both. Because let’s be honest, the phrase “booty is booty” should never be uttered in a spot for a kids’ product that doesn’t involve pirates. And even then, it’s suspect.

Here’s the spot. Judge for yourself:



Later,

Fox